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Re: Move over the Fast Diet - the new Fart Diet

PostPosted: 30 Mar 2013, 17:53
by Ginty
It's good to laugh, burns lots of calories! :lol:

Re: Move over the Fast Diet - enter the Fart Diet

PostPosted: 30 Mar 2013, 20:51
by Madlou
Absolutely brilliant. :like:

If all else fails then I will have to get a "Fartectomy" LMAO now :lol: :lol:

Re: Move over the Fast Diet - enter the Fart Diet

PostPosted: 31 Mar 2013, 10:42
by dominic
Once again, I'm glad you've all enjoyed it. I might have some ice cream to celebrate, but it must be appropriate: raspberry ripple perhaps...

Re: Move over the Fast Diet - enter the Fart Diet

PostPosted: 01 Apr 2013, 09:50
by carorees
You need to tell Dr M about this diet...I'm sure he'd be blown away!

Re: Move over the Fast Diet - enter the Fart Diet

PostPosted: 01 Apr 2013, 10:06
by Coffecat
Inspiring! Just reading this makes me feel fartified!

Re: Move over the Fast Diet - enter the Fart Diet

PostPosted: 01 Apr 2013, 12:50
by carorees
If you're following this diet you need this new app from Google: https://www.google.co.uk/intl/en/landing/nose/
:lol: :lol:

Re: Move over the Fast Diet - enter the Fart Diet

PostPosted: 01 Apr 2013, 15:02
by dominic
carorees wrote: You need to tell Dr M about this diet...I'm sure he'd be blown away!


:grin: Actually I have tweeted him (and Mimi), but not had a response (yet). Sorry Moogie if this has lowered the tone a bit. I certainly didn't intend to create a stink.

Re: Move over the Fast Diet - the new Fart Diet

PostPosted: 01 Apr 2013, 19:47
by dominic
wildmissus wrote: My husband had always said that his granny told him that if you burp and fart at the same time your lungs will collapse.

It's not true. :wink:


Love it. I was very slow to get it (the joke being, how do you know?)...

Re: Move over the Fast Diet - now do the Fart Diet

PostPosted: 07 Apr 2013, 01:56
by Monty
Love it. It explains so much. I'm on the fast diet and my darling husband is on the fart diet! :shock: