The FastDay Forum

Non-diet Chat

12 posts Page 1 of 1
Stay off your bicycle
13 Aug 2014, 21:14
*Stay Off Your Bicycle*

*My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears.



He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. *


*Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. *


*At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." *


*Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms." *


*The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days." *


*Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either.


If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer." *


*The pharmacist said, "Well, stay off your bicycle for at least a week :lol: :lol:
Re: Stay off your bicycle
13 Aug 2014, 21:17
Lol. I keep my bicycle in the garage
Re: Stay off your bicycle
13 Aug 2014, 21:21
@Wendy DarlingHope you're remembering that handy Viz tip to use a naan bread to make a comfy bike seat,then a tasty snack at the end of the ride!
Re: Stay off your bicycle
13 Aug 2014, 21:23
That made me giggle out loud!
Re: Stay off your bicycle
13 Aug 2014, 22:28
Good one @CandiceMarie I shared the seat tip with my vbf yesterday and she nearly wet herself, better make sure she's not in my house when I tell her that one. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Re: Stay off your bicycle
14 Aug 2014, 10:32
Brilliant, just what I needed after a rubbish day!!!! Thank you!
Re: Stay off your bicycle
14 Aug 2014, 10:47
Oh @candicemarie - that was so funny!

Am still chuckling! Thanks for brightening up the day.....xx

:rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow:
Re: Stay off your bicycle
14 Aug 2014, 12:27
>.<
Re: Stay off your bicycle
14 Aug 2014, 12:35
I told you CM, you make me laugh daily!
Re: Stay off your bicycle
14 Aug 2014, 13:39
PMSL.
@Pennyforthem watch out.
Re: Stay off your bicycle
14 Aug 2014, 16:17
Thanks for the giggle!!
12 posts Page 1 of 1

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 174 guests

START THE 5:2 DIET WITH HELP FROM FASTDAY

Be healthier. Lose weight. Eat the foods you love, most of the time.

Learn about the 5:2 diet

LEARN ABOUT FASTING
We've got loads of info about intermittent fasting, written in a way which is easy to understand. Whether you're wondering about side effects or why the scales aren't budging, we've got all you need to know.

Your intermittent fasting questions answered ASK QUESTIONS & GET SUPPORT
Come along to the FastDay Forum, we're a friendly bunch and happy to answer your fasting questions and offer support. Why not join in one of our regular challenges to help you towards your goal weight?

Use our free 5:2 diet tracker FREE 5:2 DIET PROGRESS TRACKER & BLOG
Tracking your diet progress is great for staying motivated. Chart your measurements and keep tabs on your daily calorie needs. You can even create a free blog to journal your 5:2 experience!