The FastDay Forum

It seems Old Nog has a fan club

My daft outlook (and comments on the forum) on life in general seems to have tickled the funny bones of some members of the forum .......

I've had a few PM's saying that you love my posts (OK I've had three ) ...... well you've made this old guy very happy and if I've made you smile on the way, then life is good, this forum is a gentle happy place and hopefully we can all lose a bit of excess blubber and feel a bit better about ourselves

So to my fan club, thanks, but don't expect the sales of Old Nog T Shirts and other such items to hit the High Streets any time soon

Ha ha and agree it is a nice space to be

Old Nog mankinis ..........

spots, stripes or just plain colours, with suitably sized codpiece added, the size of your choice (just to avoid disappointment)

I can't wait for the photos of you modelling the mankini! I just have to keep checking in now so I don't miss it in all the posts. Got to be spots I think.

I want a t-shirt...... 2 sizes smaller than 6 months ago

Love ur title for this thread....hope for ur sake it doesn't come true! keep 'em coming!!

Careful with the mankini, its only swimwear if you can see water. If you cant, its undies kiwi rules of togs!!

surely the mankini has to be stripes - they are more slimming - supposedly

another Nog fan

Well all I can say is: No thanks LOL

Well with Old Nog and Ballerina, life ain't never going to be boring or quiet

Mankinis and toads rool ok

Oh man! I now have this image of that skinny bloke from that film... Borak?

I'll be looking for the T shirts and then demand your signature on mine.

Oh man! I now have this image of that skinny bloke from that film... Borak?

I can assure you I look nowhere near skinny

Oh man! I now have this image of that skinny bloke from that film... Borak?

I can assure you I look nowhere near skinny

Good to know!

You could always treat yourself to a mankini from Amazon. If you buy it via the forum link, you'd be helping the forum too. It's a win win for Old Nog (but maybe not for Mrs Nog)

I didn't dare post a link. It's a public forum

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

For the sake of the forums I'm not going to post any piccys of me in a Mankini ..... unless I reach a target weight of 12 stone and have a decent tan

so only 6 stone 10 pounds to go