Righty oh, then, who's going to help with all the 'virtual' preparations, jobs to do? Luckily for you lot, I put the sprouts on to boil on Boxing day 2012, after 10 minutes in the microwave, so they'll be ready
Here's a list of what needs doing, so who'd like to step up to the plate? Some jobs are a little tougher than others, but, if we all pull together, our Christmas day will come together nicely
Marquee, generator etc @janeg
Mobile thrones @wildmissus
Rudolf and Santa snacks @Jem61 nom nom
Security/Bouncer in chief @Minsmum
Cocktails on arrival @rawkaren can we hire Tom Cruise to help you?
Turkey and goose stuffer/baster @Manderley with help from @Betsysgr8 and @Silverdarling
Roasting chestnuts for goose stuffed with walnuts and prunes in Armagnac (dribble) @Azureblue
Potato peeler in chief @coffeetime
Vegetable preparation @janeg and will you do veggie mains too and liaise with @coffeetime who's also doing a veggie mains, with help from @Betsysgr8
Gravy, bread sauce and cranberry sauce @carorees with red (hic) wine
Table settings @MaryAnn
Place names @wildmissus
Sommelier @ballerina what wines are we having?
Pudding cooker @Domane
Brandy sauce @lovemyparrot less Polly
Cheese and biscuits with grapes and THE best chutney around @PennyForthem
After dinner dwinkies @rawkaren and @Ballerina .. triple hic
Charades, strip poker @candicemarie (I knew someone would lower the tone!)
Wardrobe mistress @drilakila
Cracker organiser @carieoates
Christmas starters @Julieathome and honey glazed parsnips
Games @silverdarling
Music @angie090465
Quiz @silverdarling
Tree/decorations @callyanna (steady on with the tinsel, there.....)
Fruit mince tarts @juliewil10
Scandi delights @Debs
Trifle @gillymary.... will there be jelly in that there trifle?
Christmas cake with wonky icing but a great flavour @carorees
Delish low carb treats @FatDog
Anything I've missed?
Oh yes....
pan scrubber @candicemarie (brillo!!) and balloon blower-upper
washer upper @Wendy Darling
Pan drier @AnnieW
Wine hoarder in kitchen @Candicemarie
Panicker in chief @Nessie
Vegetable peelings recycler @AnnieD for her horses
Kilted sausages... my friend who's big in the kilted sausage world.
Providing nuts for the nuts @chichi13
In charge of little people and any older folk who can't stay the course @wendyjane and @golarne, who will have chocolate money and a sick bag kit.
Pet crèche @Sue.Q and @Candicemarie but no parrots please. (Er, talking of barking....)
Coffee/tea, mints and petit fours @PennyForthem Anyone for liqueur coffees? Make mine a Cointreau coffee...
Water and sobering us up duties @Debs hub
@Debs hub is the only man so far. Come on men, don't be shy... we still need turkey carvers, stuffing servers, gravy pourers and someone to...
set fire to... sorry flambe @Domane's pudding
Dancing - we need to dance! Perhaps @Breadandwine could help us out here
And to keep us all in the Northern hemisphere warm, we'll have one of @Wolfie's gorgeous quilts
And, because we have snow, @candicemarie and @angie090465 are in charge of snowmen and snow clearing - don't take on too much there Candicemarie
What can you bring to the party? All welcome Christmas day. Open house, 24 hours!
It's coming together nicely now.
So, choose your job and let's get Christmas under way.
Here's a list of what needs doing, so who'd like to step up to the plate? Some jobs are a little tougher than others, but, if we all pull together, our Christmas day will come together nicely
Marquee, generator etc @janeg
Mobile thrones @wildmissus
Rudolf and Santa snacks @Jem61 nom nom
Security/Bouncer in chief @Minsmum
Cocktails on arrival @rawkaren can we hire Tom Cruise to help you?
Turkey and goose stuffer/baster @Manderley with help from @Betsysgr8 and @Silverdarling
Roasting chestnuts for goose stuffed with walnuts and prunes in Armagnac (dribble) @Azureblue
Potato peeler in chief @coffeetime
Vegetable preparation @janeg and will you do veggie mains too and liaise with @coffeetime who's also doing a veggie mains, with help from @Betsysgr8
Gravy, bread sauce and cranberry sauce @carorees with red (hic) wine
Table settings @MaryAnn
Place names @wildmissus
Sommelier @ballerina what wines are we having?
Pudding cooker @Domane
Brandy sauce @lovemyparrot less Polly
Cheese and biscuits with grapes and THE best chutney around @PennyForthem
After dinner dwinkies @rawkaren and @Ballerina .. triple hic
Charades, strip poker @candicemarie (I knew someone would lower the tone!)
Wardrobe mistress @drilakila
Cracker organiser @carieoates
Christmas starters @Julieathome and honey glazed parsnips
Games @silverdarling
Music @angie090465
Quiz @silverdarling
Tree/decorations @callyanna (steady on with the tinsel, there.....)
Fruit mince tarts @juliewil10
Scandi delights @Debs
Trifle @gillymary.... will there be jelly in that there trifle?
Christmas cake with wonky icing but a great flavour @carorees
Delish low carb treats @FatDog
Anything I've missed?
Oh yes....
pan scrubber @candicemarie (brillo!!) and balloon blower-upper
washer upper @Wendy Darling
Pan drier @AnnieW
Wine hoarder in kitchen @Candicemarie
Panicker in chief @Nessie
Vegetable peelings recycler @AnnieD for her horses
Kilted sausages... my friend who's big in the kilted sausage world.
Providing nuts for the nuts @chichi13
In charge of little people and any older folk who can't stay the course @wendyjane and @golarne, who will have chocolate money and a sick bag kit.
Pet crèche @Sue.Q and @Candicemarie but no parrots please. (Er, talking of barking....)
Coffee/tea, mints and petit fours @PennyForthem Anyone for liqueur coffees? Make mine a Cointreau coffee...
Water and sobering us up duties @Debs hub
@Debs hub is the only man so far. Come on men, don't be shy... we still need turkey carvers, stuffing servers, gravy pourers and someone to...
set fire to... sorry flambe @Domane's pudding
Dancing - we need to dance! Perhaps @Breadandwine could help us out here
And to keep us all in the Northern hemisphere warm, we'll have one of @Wolfie's gorgeous quilts
And, because we have snow, @candicemarie and @angie090465 are in charge of snowmen and snow clearing - don't take on too much there Candicemarie
What can you bring to the party? All welcome Christmas day. Open house, 24 hours!
It's coming together nicely now.
So, choose your job and let's get Christmas under way.