Sneak to your Supermarket, with your camera and a friend to take the photo.
Go to the freezer section, or the butchers section.
Find the turkey that is the closest in weight to what you have lost. If its a lot of weight, pile the turkeys in a trolley (don't injure your back lifting them in and out).
Get your friend to take a photo of you holding up or standing next to said turkey/s.
Post your picture here (you don't have to post your picture, just the turkey/s picture).
As a reminder, can someone add instructions on how to add a picture please.
Go to the freezer section, or the butchers section.
Find the turkey that is the closest in weight to what you have lost. If its a lot of weight, pile the turkeys in a trolley (don't injure your back lifting them in and out).
Get your friend to take a photo of you holding up or standing next to said turkey/s.
Post your picture here (you don't have to post your picture, just the turkey/s picture).
As a reminder, can someone add instructions on how to add a picture please.