I have been very busy recently, so have tried to condense my thoughts into words.
Just a bit of fun.... not meant to offend anyone
On 1 December, do you
a. Relax, because you've got 25 days to prepare
b. start a list
c. start another list because you might lose the first one?
By 2 December, do you
a. think you'll buy presents on Christmas eve
b. start wrapping presents you've bought
c. Begin to panic because you can't remember where you hid them?
By 3 December, are you
a. humming along with all the Christmas songs
b. making a special compilation
c. wondering where your Good Housekeeping CD of Christmas music is?
By 10 December, are you
a. wondering why people have already put trees up
b. admiring your handiwork with the new tree and baubles
c. rummaging in the attic to find the decorations... now where did I put them?
By 15 December, are you
a. thinking... still plenty of time
b. thinking ... glad I ordered the turkey
c. thinking... I wish I'd ordered a bigger bird?
By 20th December have you
a. even bought all your cards
b. sent handmade cards
c. lost your address book and announce you're donating to charity this year?
By 24 December, if someone mentions crackers, do you
a. think of silly hats
b. wonder if you've bought the right cheeses
c. take it personally?
On the big day, do you
a. not bother to set the alarm
b. get up and check to see if Santa drank the sherry, then go back to bed
c. wake at 4am, put the turkey in to cook, put the sprouts on to boil and hunt through the cupboards for mincemeat.
By the time of the Queen's speech, are you
a. asleep on the sofa having offered to help with the washing up
b. watching TV, knowing everything is put away
c. in the kitchen, warming up the mince pies and making turkey curry. Now, where's the curry powder?
And finally... on 1 January
a. you are gently hung over
b. you are starting next year's list
c. who cares? You feel better now it's all over....
Mainly a - you're very chilled about the whole day, it's no big deal
Mainly b - you're quite organised and have planned it all with precision
Mainly c - you have a bad case of Christmasitis!
Me? Mainly c.
Just a bit of fun.... not meant to offend anyone
On 1 December, do you
a. Relax, because you've got 25 days to prepare
b. start a list
c. start another list because you might lose the first one?
By 2 December, do you
a. think you'll buy presents on Christmas eve
b. start wrapping presents you've bought
c. Begin to panic because you can't remember where you hid them?
By 3 December, are you
a. humming along with all the Christmas songs
b. making a special compilation
c. wondering where your Good Housekeeping CD of Christmas music is?
By 10 December, are you
a. wondering why people have already put trees up
b. admiring your handiwork with the new tree and baubles
c. rummaging in the attic to find the decorations... now where did I put them?
By 15 December, are you
a. thinking... still plenty of time
b. thinking ... glad I ordered the turkey
c. thinking... I wish I'd ordered a bigger bird?
By 20th December have you
a. even bought all your cards
b. sent handmade cards
c. lost your address book and announce you're donating to charity this year?
By 24 December, if someone mentions crackers, do you
a. think of silly hats
b. wonder if you've bought the right cheeses
c. take it personally?
On the big day, do you
a. not bother to set the alarm
b. get up and check to see if Santa drank the sherry, then go back to bed
c. wake at 4am, put the turkey in to cook, put the sprouts on to boil and hunt through the cupboards for mincemeat.
By the time of the Queen's speech, are you
a. asleep on the sofa having offered to help with the washing up
b. watching TV, knowing everything is put away
c. in the kitchen, warming up the mince pies and making turkey curry. Now, where's the curry powder?
And finally... on 1 January
a. you are gently hung over
b. you are starting next year's list
c. who cares? You feel better now it's all over....
Mainly a - you're very chilled about the whole day, it's no big deal
Mainly b - you're quite organised and have planned it all with precision
Mainly c - you have a bad case of Christmasitis!
Me? Mainly c.
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