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Just wondering if anyone has any examples of witty quick responses theyve received/ heard / overheard...
just seen daughter off on train,off to see her Dad,i asked ticket guy could i go on the platform to see her onto the train...he saidyeah but no cheering til after she's gone! x
Another funny...many years ago,christmas eve,was trying to bring in a stray cat from the cold...but he didnt want to come. So igot a big bag with a zip bundled him into it and was zipping him up despite his protests,when a passing male said,
Why don'tyou get a turkey like everyone else!

Ps the cat went on to have afab christmas..prawns,turkey and other goodies..then vanished when we let him out for a wee! X

[carorees]

I love those @CandiceMarie!

My son's football team coach is hilarious and often comes up with some great responses.
I can remember a couple - after being heckled by one of the team:
"If you'd wanted to be in the show you should have come to rehearsals"
and when he forgot the name of one of the team members
Coach "What's your name?"
Player "David"
Coach "That's exactly right, well done!"

I love them Caro@carorees x specially the rehearsal one!
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My dad is quite proud of his one liners, although his best by far is something that happened a long time ago now. We were watching the news and there was a policeman being interviewed who had a very familiar name. I said 'Dad, that policeman's called Tom Jones'. Quick as a flash he replied 'well, it's not unusual'!

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