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Well I am amazed. I think I'm looking pretty slim, size 10, under goal weight...then I look down today and there are these great bollocks du knee! I mean great stuffing handfuls of fat on the inside of my knees! Did my face fat melt and slowly sink to my knees? Did the fat say let's stay here, that'll screw her up, ha ha? What is going on? Has anyone else lost a face, a bum (mine's dropped like an old pie) and found its turned up somewhere else? Bastard fat!

Oh dear . My fat is just clinging on all over especially my thighs, even when I lose weight it is still superglued to my thighs,!!!!

Mine is still all on my belly and my bust. I long for a smaller bra, but it doesn't happen. My knees are fine. I think I've lost weight off my face, hips and legs.

@Sallyo @Wineoclock haha I also have the big boobs, but they are now like deflated lifecraft! Thighs! I forgot to mention thighs! My god there are big lumps on them too!

My fat is on my hips and calfs but my collarbones are showing which is kind of strange and creepy. That makes me pretty skinny ontop, except for the big boobs, and still fat on the bottom

Being an apple shape means that I tend to lose weight from the bottom up, literally, my rear end is the first bit to go A.W.O.L. The fat on my stomach, spare tyre and back seem to be uncomfortably, happily attached to me whilst my already slender legs just get smaller and smaller. I never wear brown as I then just look like a life sized toffee apple with lumps when I really want to be a sleek Cadbury's flake! mmmm, noticed all my analogies are food related? Wonder what that could mean?

Ballerina x

I could be wrong but didn't Michelangelo save the most difficult parts of his best sculptures to be finished last?

Even my lumps have lumps

[*]:heart: @Ballerina took me back to that ancient post where we toasted food in every sentence. My knees look offal and my upper chest has gone from Pigeon to Chicken Wings. My neck is like a Turkey. My legs look like gourmet sausages...the ones with the lumpy fillings. My upper arms are like suet whilst my skin looks like rotisserie chicken. There is no food left on my face except the cream I slap on. It's a sauce of amazement to me, that the poached eggs now look fried, or rather like large mozzarella balls. My mind is fried.least my herring is still good @Silverdarling

I can't remember a time when I didn't have fat on my knees. Even as an anorexic 14 year old I think it was still there. Stupid knee fat.

[*]:heart: @Ballerina took me back to that ancient post where we toasted food in every sentence. My knees look offal and my upper chest has gone from Pigeon to Chicken Wings. My neck is like a Turkey. My legs look like gourmet sausages...the ones with the lumpy fillings. My upper arms are like suet whilst my skin looks like rotisserie chicken. There is no food left on my face except the cream I slap on. It's a sauce of amazement to me, that the poached eggs now look fried, or rather like large mozzarella balls. My mind is fried.least my herring is still good @Silverdarling

Oh I remember that now, had forgotten all about that hilarious thread. If my memory serves me right @Pennyforthem was one of the leading lights on there. Oh happy days

Ballerina x

I was born with fat knees, you know these cute little chubby toddler knees ? Well they don't look so cute on an adult and I have had them ALL MY LIFE

I was born with fat knees, you know these cute little chubby toddler knees ?

Growing a wee bit taller should put them right.

@GMH if it's any consolation,my upper arms and thighs have the colour and texture of lumpy porridge.
My knees are at war with each other,they knock but are too well padded to hurt!
Legs like sausages..fat chipolatas short n dumpy ( dumpy has got to be the horridest word in the English language)
My chins are like a great big dinner - double portions..treble in fact
Teeth like stars,they come out at night!( only kidding) phew at least one thing is ok,but if there was such a thing as fat teeth,you can bet i'd be flashing a set of plump gnashers!
Results of a body shape quiz i did on here revealed i am SPOON shaped! Now,not many people can boast to fit THAT description...and not just a teaspoon,oh no at least a tablespoon if not a ladle! but then,what can you expect..i do belong to the Moomin family!
To be honest,I' m surprised i' m allowed out on the streets i might frighten the babies,the horses and the old ladies ( oh not the old ladies,i AM an old lady) xX

Oh @CandiceMarie, your post did make me laugh! I think yours is the first post to actually make me laugh out loud. Hope you don't take offense!

Interesting that a few of us have what we view as fat knees. I had previously thought I was the only one! My knees have a large bulge on the inside leg side, due to my bones not being aligned properly - so the physio told me. (It increases my risk of knee damage - which I have. ) What I hate more about my knees is that the skin is all wrinkly at the front of my knees when my legs are straight. It always has been. Losing weight has made no difference.

I have enjoyed this thread!