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Well, the milk has been packed, the cases have been cancelled and we are off at the break of sparrows in the morning, Paris here we come!

I have confiscated all the cash from him indoors as he is a magnet for footpads, vagabonds and general riff raff whose only mission in life is to relieve him of his hard earned pension, a bit like me then! This came about after he had his wallet lifted whilst we were on the underground in Brussels, I told him we were being targeted, it was painfully obvious but still, they got his wallet. I can tell you now that it made a happy woman very old! Needless to say they got nothing off me, I'm from Glasgow for goodness sake, my purse is my only erogenous zone, touch me there and I go mad!!! He has not laid eyes on a Euro since, if someone is going to rob him blind I see no reason why it should not be me!

Anyway, enough of our tales of international stupidity, I shall be back here in a few days after we have scared the wits out of some unsuspecting French locals with our quaint, yet strangely barbaric ways, and are settled in down on the Med.

Take care mon amigos and keep fasting,

Ballerina x

[Moogie]

Have a fantastic time Ballerina, enjoy your much deserved break - and don't worry about the fasting

I got so worried, I thought you were leaving us when I saw the title! Enjoy your holiday and have a big glass of something bubbly for me x

Have just the greatest time ever!!

Have a lovely time. It will be awfully quiet without you! You can entertain us with your escapades when you get back.

[janeg]

Oh, you made me laugh out loud about the purse. Beloved got done at a cash machine at the Arc de Triumphe. Little sh**te didn't know what had hit him when I launched myself at him and got the money back while screaming abuse like a banshee! We must be from the same stock! Any roads, have a great time in France. I'll look out for you when I hit Paris in a fortnight.
Eat, drink, be merry and enjoy.

Have a great time Ballerina!

Oh my!!! Have a wonderful time, bring us some cheese!

Safe journey, happy landings x

I thought the same thing as HopefulHeart ! Glad to know that you are on vacation and maybe when you get back we have all lost a ton of weight ! Ha ! Ha !

Och Ballerina! Whit a bampot! Go easy on the bevvies and haste ye back!

I hope you have a lovely time (Jealous? Moi?!)

Have a lovely time away & let us know how you enjoyed yourself when you get back.

Have a fantastic holiday.

Have a fabulous holiday! Hope you get plenty of sunshine! :0)