rawkaren wrote:
gillymary wrote:@ballerina more information required about the fun and frivolity which led to the hangover
Sorry blue sapphire just digressing a tad but part of the fun as you will see
oooo yes, details please
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I don't really know what caused the hangover, I KNOW it was the alcohol, but I didn't seem to drink a lot. I blame 5:2 as there is SO much less of me now that wine goes straight to parts of me that water cannot reach. It was a friends birthday and, as usual, we all met up at the pub. We all contributed to the food, hubs baked a couple of loaves, and the fire was roaring away. It was a great night with lots of laughter. Instead of wearing trousers, which I do ALL the time, OK. not in bed or in the bath but otherwise, ALL the time, I decided to get my legs out and wore sheer black tights and a racy pair of shoes. I have such skinny wee legs and with my apple dumpling body I can resemble a chicken, especially with black tights on, anyway, I must have been on a high or some other drug. I had 3 glasses of white wine at the pub and one very small glass of red after we got home and then fell into bed. I was comatose for a number of hours before I attempted to open my poor eyes. Actually, I couldn't open my eyes, is this what 'blind drunk' means? so I just stumbled, naked, to the kitchen and raided the fridge where I knew there was a bottle of cold tonic water. In the dark and drunk as I was, I missed my mouth, I know what you are thinking, how could I miss an aperture as big as that, well, I did. Cold tonic water cascading down your naked chest is an instantaneous method of opening paralytic eyes, believe me. Getting back up the stairs to bed was no mean feat. In the morning hubs took one look at me and asked what had happened to me,
"I got drunk and came to a sticky end in the kitchen"
So there you have it, drunk as a skunk, naked as a jay bird, stumbling, mumbling, dribbling and generally all round normal, such was my Saturday night! I blame the black tights. YOU DID ASK!!!!
Ballerina x
gillymary wrote:@ballerina more information required about the fun and frivolity which led to the hangover
Sorry blue sapphire just digressing a tad but part of the fun as you will see
oooo yes, details please
................................
I don't really know what caused the hangover, I KNOW it was the alcohol, but I didn't seem to drink a lot. I blame 5:2 as there is SO much less of me now that wine goes straight to parts of me that water cannot reach. It was a friends birthday and, as usual, we all met up at the pub. We all contributed to the food, hubs baked a couple of loaves, and the fire was roaring away. It was a great night with lots of laughter. Instead of wearing trousers, which I do ALL the time, OK. not in bed or in the bath but otherwise, ALL the time, I decided to get my legs out and wore sheer black tights and a racy pair of shoes. I have such skinny wee legs and with my apple dumpling body I can resemble a chicken, especially with black tights on, anyway, I must have been on a high or some other drug. I had 3 glasses of white wine at the pub and one very small glass of red after we got home and then fell into bed. I was comatose for a number of hours before I attempted to open my poor eyes. Actually, I couldn't open my eyes, is this what 'blind drunk' means? so I just stumbled, naked, to the kitchen and raided the fridge where I knew there was a bottle of cold tonic water. In the dark and drunk as I was, I missed my mouth, I know what you are thinking, how could I miss an aperture as big as that, well, I did. Cold tonic water cascading down your naked chest is an instantaneous method of opening paralytic eyes, believe me. Getting back up the stairs to bed was no mean feat. In the morning hubs took one look at me and asked what had happened to me,
"I got drunk and came to a sticky end in the kitchen"
So there you have it, drunk as a skunk, naked as a jay bird, stumbling, mumbling, dribbling and generally all round normal, such was my Saturday night! I blame the black tights. YOU DID ASK!!!!
Ballerina x
and I bet this was your go to solution yesterday 
You have to take the opportunities when they present themselves, I will be glad when it is bedtime, 
