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Ballerina, thank you!

I'm sat at work having a sneaky peek on t'internet feeling hungry and miserable. I've now read this and have tears from giggling - you are a fabulous story teller...so funny.

so once again, thank you for cheering me up and putting a smile on my mush!

Hi GGW71,

Stop wasting time and get back to what you are paid to do! Hee hee! I'm now glad I added the beginning of this holiday which started out as 'Last Post From Ballerina' to the start of this thread as anyone, like your good self who has a look will be in from the start. Thank you for the lovely comments,

Ballerina x

[janeg]

You could wear your bandage dress on the red carpet ballerina!

@Ballerina, I had seen references to you being the class clown here and there on the forum, but I had no idea. I started reading this thread in an attempt to avoid cleaning the cat box, and now I really have to face the job, so I've stopped at page 10, to resume later.

Surely a standup comedy gig would pay for numerous trips to France and beyond. Maybe a couples comedy gig, since it seems your hubs may be as funny as you are.

THANK YOU! What a relaxing way to finish a fast day - laughing my head off.

@wendyjane I think @ballerina must be in Berlin - it's been awful quiet the past week - so stand by for more nonsense soon

Isn't Berlin full of bondage shops/clubs? Can't wait for her posting......

@Ballerina the challenge has been laid out ..
so how's Berlin

Yes we're all ears @ballerina

Hi gang,

Well, one VERY tired Ballerina back from Berlin, a full report from the front will be published as soon as I've had some sleep, love to all, xx

Ballerina x

Whoopee! Thought you'd gone awol ! Look forward to hearing about your escapades

@Wendyjanethank you for your kind comments, if you find it all hard work ploughing through my nonsense and wonder how daft I look then on page 17 of this thread you will find a photograph and, by the way, I' m the one with the sunglasses on, not the other one!!!!!

Ballerina x

Okay, I've finished reading this thread and am ready to start the next (is there more south of France, or is Berlin next?).

I was impressed by how many of the rest of you caught the hysteria radiating from @Ballerina and turned out to be funny in your own right. But Ballerina, you take the cake! And you are beautiful.

Can someone please point me to the "other thread" - the risque one that I also have sadly missed, only having joined the fun here in September.

Good morning@Wendyjane and thank you again for your lovely comments. Yes, everyone who came on holiday with me was hilarious, it was the highlight of my stay. It was like going away with all your friends and just having a blast every day, quite unrepeatable.

I think the naughty thread you must be referring to was Annie's 'Orgasm' thread back in June. It certainly livened up the day for everyone I can tell you. I will try to find it for you but in the meantime if you put Orgasm into the search box you will get the replies, very funny.

Next up will be my Berlin trip which I have started a thread on but as an interim, to keep the naggers at bay, I have posted! and edited, a letter I wrote to relatives about a previous trip to Germany we made! Once the ironing is out of the way then I shall get round to Berlin. Glad you are enjoying my ramblings, don't know where it all comes from bet hey, who cares, it's just good fun.

I did a write up about the body wraps and also my birthday do this year as well as my first post after reaching my target weight and that one is in the 'Inspirational stories' section, have fun,

Ballerina x

P.S. I ' ve just 'bumped' the Orgasm thread for you

Thanks, @Ballerina. There is never a dull moment around here. This is the first forum I've ever partaken in, and I'm hooked on it, I'm afraid.