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Hi all, as many of you know, I am my husbands carer. I also have heath issues of my own (which should be corrected by surgery, when the hospital gets their finger out).
Well tomorrow I am taking my hubby to hospital for a 5 day stint. He went to see a new specialist 3 weeks ago and instead of asking for blood tests there and then, and starting the ball rolling for appointments for new xrays etc. he told hubby it would be easier for him to be an inpatient and get everything done in one week. So his bag is being packed, new pyjamas have been bought (new because he never wears them) and skype messaging sorted.

Whilst he is away I am in two minds whether to up the game a bit and fast a bit more strictly to break this plateau. Or to just go back to basics, as I've found that too many treats are slipping into my days now.

But I will need some giggles to keep me going as well, so I will be on the forums.

I'll be sending you warm wishes from Spain but sadly won't be able to post, shame as I think my tale of Zumba may of had you lol ing.
Best wishes, treat yourself gently, xx

Julie I'm sure a giggle-fest is being prepared right now, just for you to dip into over the next few days ...


How about a Julieathome Emergency One-Use-Only Joke Thread folks???

Post 'em here ...

Julie no wonder youve been needing a few treats lately
Good luck to yr hubs in hospital
Will try and search out some funnies to make you giggle
If hub in hosp means you get a break from the carer role,make the most of it
and be good to yrself..more treats i suggest tho it doesnt have to be food treats x

Ok. We are here for you and everyone else who needs the company and though my only known joke is 'What lies on the seabed shaking?' I'm sure others can fill the space.






It's a nervous wreck by the way

@Azureblue that's terrible.
Hugs for Julie and hub (awe, I am allowed to hug your hub.....) and we'll try to come up with some bad... sorry I mean good jokes xxx

What do you call a blind deer?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.


Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.
It is opened by a 12-year-old boy who has a lit cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.
Salesman: ''Hello son. Is your mum or dad home?''
12-year-old boy: ''What the hell do you think?'

All the best Julie

[wildmissus]

How do you make a door scream?




Pull its knob.

A man and woman are in bed and the woman says.........

"Goodness me, you're a VERY BIG boy!"..........and the man says.........

"You're pulling my leg!"

Hugs to you both

Ballerina x

What do you call a blind deer?

Um, waiting here....

[Betsysgr8]

Oh dear Julie! but you did ask for giggles .. omg I'm still laughing so hard I can hardly think or type! oh almost forgot the moral support but really with some of the giggles in the preceding posts, I think moral was forgot! lmao
Hun, you and yours will get through this!

When God created Scotland He was very pleased with his handiwork and called Gabriel over to look down on it. Gabriel was impressed by the beautiful highlands, lowlands, forests and lochs, the brave men and fine women and said "But aren't you spoiling them with all this beautiful abundance?" God smiled, "Ah, but you should see the neighbours I'm giving them!"

Julie, make the most of your rest and all the best to your hubby.

What do you call a blind deer?

Um, waiting here....

I am assuming she has No Eye Deer.