Hugh Jackman looks all wrong smiling. He should be growling and have metal claws growing out of his knuckles (X-men reference, in case you missed that).

Me, I'm stuck somewhere between Hilary (who she?) and Mariah (even I know who she!). Now I'm depressed. The poundage has been dropping slowly and jerkily but the fattage (fat percentage. Geddit?!) refuses to budge. Right now it feels like I've got as much hope of getting to the larger Beyonce (never mind the smaller one) as I have of sprouting wings and flying to the moon. Sigh!