I went to the docs yesterday and on top of my already infamous prolapsed disk in my neck I have now been diagnoses with an ear infection, tennis elbow and depression brought on by low testosterone (testosterone implant is overdue by 3 months). That on top of giving the physio a nudge to give me exercises for my sciatic hip, I have also had a letter from my neck specialist telling me feck all really, just more of 'wait for your clinic appointment'.
So, I wait for the day I am searched, because I will surely be arrested as a drug trafficker with all the prescription medicines I carry for both my hubby, my son and myself in my handbag. That plus the ear drops and the 10% anti-inflammatory cream for my elbow, the artificial tears for dry eyes, the nasal spray for my rhinitis and the vaseline for everything else (including rusty nuts and bolts). You get the picture, I'm a walking pharmacy (chemist).
I remember when I was a kid I used to look in my Grandmothers cupboard at all her 'stuff' and think, 'Wow, she's OLD'. Now, I am my Grandmother!
So, I wait for the day I am searched, because I will surely be arrested as a drug trafficker with all the prescription medicines I carry for both my hubby, my son and myself in my handbag. That plus the ear drops and the 10% anti-inflammatory cream for my elbow, the artificial tears for dry eyes, the nasal spray for my rhinitis and the vaseline for everything else (including rusty nuts and bolts). You get the picture, I'm a walking pharmacy (chemist).
I remember when I was a kid I used to look in my Grandmothers cupboard at all her 'stuff' and think, 'Wow, she's OLD'. Now, I am my Grandmother!