I've started on the chia seeds and some prunes & spinach. Seems to be helping.
TML, you make me laugh. Time to man up though, more walking and poo inspecting are maybe some new goals?
My super thin OH got constipated once, he'd never been so before and couldn't cope so I made him go out on a long walk. The movement massages the bowels, hence it moves things along.
I never took this problem seriously but I have an elderly friend who ended up in hospital for 3 months and had major surgery, so now I do. It can even affect your mental health.