The FastDay Forum

[carorees]

*hides her new solid gold, diamond encrusted toilet seat*

Aren't the diamonds a bit scratchy on the backside?

Not now my backside has had maglev technology installed - which is also very handy for public toilets. Ah the joys of being an internet millionaire!

LOL! I really did laugh out loud!

C'mon people THINK!

Diamonds are exfoliating! Moogie is preparing her derriere for the 5:2 nude charity calendar!

Not sure what I like the most. A nude calendar or maglev technology for public loos...

[carorees]

C'mon people THINK!

Diamonds are exfoliating! Moogie is preparing her derriere for the 5:2 nude charity calendar!

LOL again in fact nearly ROTFL!

I nearly wrote 'close up for' but chickened out...

I'm rather taken with the maglev loos. Someone needs to invent them. The japanese make maglevs and wierd toilets, maybe it already exists?!

Now, that's a good idea!!

We could get our super sexy slimmed-down bodies out and do a fund-raising calendar for Moogie's new server!