The FastDay Forum

C'mon in Ballerina . I can't believe I posted what I did, felt a bit risqué but you know what it's like

Loving your tales from France, although it ,makes me wish I was further south!!!

AnnieD, I can't believe you posted it either but you certainly livened up the day for everyone and gave us all a good chuckle, things will never be the same again, well done,

Ballerina x

Waves to our correspondents in belle France Vous both etes continuing to cheer moi up

Et moi aussi! You brighten the dullest day!

Cant believe all the activity since I last looked in!! cant wait to reach 60+, if its this much fun

Im sure NZ wine is just as calorie free......and I would like to introduce Monsieur toad to Madame weta, theres an insect to find in the garden to strike fear, like the biggest cockroach you ever saw, with really long legs and feelers Am over to the other thread to see what else I missed

Waves to our correspondents in belle France Vous both etes continuing to cheer moi up

Et moi aussi! You brighten the dullest day!

Je suis in agreement avec Miffy et Izzy!!!

BTW, I'm having a 24 hour wine/vodka/tequila window every Saturday which I close with a huge breakfast before I go to bed on Sunday morning.
I wonder how would that sound to those on boring diets, LOL!

I love my wine too and haven't found any other diet or way of eating where I can have my wine without guilt (except on fast days, but there's always tomorrow!!!) Just love it and hopefully can join you girls for the wine party.

[carorees]

Not too much wine girls, or you won't be able to join in on that other thread!

SPOIL SPORT!!!!

Ballerina x

Good morning all you satisfied ladies out there,

That was fun, eh? AnnieD, et al, has found her natural habitat on this thread, I hope.

The pool is a constant 29 degs so I shall be heading that way in a bit. First we shall stroll across to the patisserie for our croissannts and cakes for later. I am finding it amazing that I am not putting on weight here but I suppose all I've done is change my opening times, window ones, that is. At home I rarely eat before 1 or 2 p.m. whereas here we are having coffee and croissants at 10 a.m. then a huge lunch with cake at 2 p.m. and that is it for the day other than radar avoiding wine later. At home I suppose the wine I have actually falls in my window, a bit like me then, but here I have to just go with the flow. Hubs is losing weight and I seem very stable, weight wise that is, so happy campers all round.

I asked young Ghengis if he though B&Q at home sold friesian patterned tiles and he suggested we go and ask them one day when it is raining and we are bored out of our brains. It will go one of two ways, we will either be politely escorted off the premises or they will say something along the lines of, "Oh, sorry, we are sold out of Friesian but we have nice Belted Galloway ones and there are still some Highlands left!"

Back in Frejus we saw the youngest policeman in the history of the planet. He looked so young that I suppose he could have been described as a 'Child Protection Officer' and it looked like he had his mum with him, ah, sweet. She was flapping around him like a mother hen with an idiot chick and he looked embarrassed, well you would too if your mum insisted on coming to work with you. Can you imagine David Cameron standing up in the house to make a speech and his mum straightening his hair for him? They say you know when you are getting old when you think policemen look young, WRONG, you know you are getting old when you think PENSIONERS look young!

Off for a swim, be back later,

Ballerina x

Ah, cammon Caroline, the combo of wine and the other thread is goooooood!

Oh Bollox du Nuit! I bought the wrong wine - mine has calories, sob! So here I am, on a Saturday night, being a good girl and consuming no wine, reading posts (having a good laugh) and cutting the 'fluffy bum cheeks' off my dog Humbug! How did it come to this

Do they not do canine epilators down under? (Why did that sound rather racy?) You could then have had a few stiff drinks first, those ones are definately calorie free. Your poor dog, I bet his facial expression now matches his name!

ballerina x

Is there an RSPCA down under? If so, make sure the dog can't reach the phone, LOL!

He might have a mobile

Ballerina x