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Having your nads shaved is certainly a new definition of intimacy!

Having your nads shaved is certainly a new definition of intimacy!

Dunno about shaved, more like pruned

Gird up your chuckle muscled lasses I think me and Ballerina have a sense of the ridiculous and humour that might keep the world spinning ........ backwards

[wildmissus]

Not sure where I've been (On the 'O' thread I think) but I've missed all this carry on.

There are a couple of things I'd like to say Ballerina.

Firstly, I'm not convinced you are a true Scot if you can't handle an epilator, what a wimp (or have I just spent too much time on the 'O' thread) .

Secondly, at little story about about losing your r's. When my oldest daughter, Sarah, was little and beginning to get to grips with the English language she always dropped her r's and l's. She also associated everything with somebody. So it would be Sayah's teddy or mummy's bag. One evening in front of my parents she pointed at the wall and said 'daddy's cock.

Well, an epilator's one thing...actually no, am sitting here with crossed legs just thinking about it

Beauty

Beast

Cripes Ballerina is that really you?
From your posts I expected someone older and a lot less glam (ok I know sunglasses help)

Well it aint me for sure, those pretty lil cakes would not have lasted long enough to be photographed

Thank you to Moogie who very kindly agreed to post those photographs for me and thank you, ladies, for the compliments even if I don't think it is a very flattering pic, now you know why I hate having my pic taken. By the way, look at the 'cow' tablecloths, cute, or what? And, the cafe gourmand was wonderful, yum, yum,

Ballerina x

Hi Wildmissus, born and bred true Scot,wimp of the highest order so NO epilator for me, your wee lass sounds lovley xx

[Betsysgr8]

Wow! I'm speechless! Who's the lady in the other pic? @Ballerina you are gorgeous!

[wildmissus]

I guess it just goes to prove that we are our own worst critics. Ballerina you look amazing. I had a picture in my head as to what you would look like - oops got that one way wrong!

Toad looks lovely too .

Lovely pics @ballerina, you are beautiful as well as hilarious but I thought you had short hair!

Love the Friesian cow thing going on, you described it so well, I see you got the memo re the dress code

Lovely pic Ballerina, I also had a different image of you. It wasn't very flattering, more comfy.

I have a 16 year old lad who is autistic with a hatful of other stuff, one of which is a hearing problem. He just cannot hear certain sounds. He has never heard the 'r' sound, his brain just does not interpret it right he always hears it as a W and subsequently only speaks the W. (if yopu have never heard a letter how can you pronounce it?)
So he goes to a cadet meeting (Air cadets for those in the UK) and asks an unknown officer "Sir, what Rank are you?"...............

Ballerina, that's a beautiful photo of you, but Monsieur Crapaud, eugh made my skin crawl:(

Very glamerous! You don't look so bad either!

Lovely photo Ballerina - and the cafe gourmand looks wonderful! Empty wine glasses noted
But the guy behind you looks really fed up - and as for that girl
You knock spots (friesian spots naturally!) off all of them for glamour ...
Err ... But can we see a 'before' photo??