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Blimey ballerina!!!! What a beautiful lady your are, I also had an image of you and it was way off!! I haven't posted for a while because my little jack Russell has been poorly but she has a shedload of pills from the vet and is now getting better (thank God) She also needs her FBC trimmed but I'm going to wait until she's a bit better!!
Loved the pics you posted, Mr crapaud looks huge, but you def don't!!!! I shouldn't think that you have much more to lose( if any!) you look amazing. X

Lovely pics - looking good Ballerina and Mr Crapard the Curley, if you are into toads I suppose one would say, is a magnificent specimen

Aw, shucks, guys, got me blushing now, thank you for the compliments, you've all made me feel so much better about myself, til I look in the mirror that is!

Ballerina x

A lovely photo Ballerina.

Morning campeurs! We have an odd yellow thing in a blue sky!
Nice to see you Ballerina! You look like you suit your name. Monsieur Crapaud looks a very distinguished crapeur!
Off to the Ameican cemetary and the new museum for Operation overlord. I've got the tissues handy.
Yay, it might be nice enough for a barbe later. We'll open the bottle of sparkling wine we bought in France 2 years ago and which has survived in the fridge on the caravan all this holiday - until tonight.
Hub is justing making a second mug of luverly filter coffee.
We know how to live!

This is a busy thread!! Ballerina you look lovely, and not AT ALL what I expected. The toad, however is as ugly as I thought he would be....

Pennyforthem, you'll need those tissues. I bawled my eyes out at Passchendaele, more NZ soldiers died there than in any other conflict and the thought of them there unknown and all alone made me cry.

Enough of that now. Those cakes look brilliant, off to make a 400 cal stirfry and dream

I'll pretend that I didn't see the sweets in front of you and say WOW girl! You look stunning!!!
Not sure about the future prince above you though...

Ohh Ballerina you look so chic and lovely in your photo! I hope you had a truly wonderful time.

On the back of Old Nog's musings on being hairless 'down below', if you fancy a laugh, search the reviews on amazon for Veet for Men Hair Removal Cream.

Enough to make you eyes water (with laughter if you're a lass, and with pain if you're a bloke!)

Hi Honeybee,

Thank you for your kind words. I was trying to find the link to the amazon posts you mention, I agree, it had me in stitches, can't remember the last time I read anything that reduced me to tears so quickly since my last gas bill, ouch!

Ballerina x

Here is the link if anyone else fancies a look:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews ... ewpoints=1

I saw that one a while ago, some of those replies ought to be in a book. I to sat at my PC howling with laughter, tears streaming down my face.

I laughed so long and hard I nearly fell off my stool. Sooooooooooo funny

Yes that one has been doing the email rounds for a while, my Dad sent it to me a few months ago! Not that I'm saying he's used the product in question!!

Reading Old Nog's shaving story jogged my memory...

I had no idea that the 'billiard ball' look was so desirable. You can tell I've led a sheltered life eh?

My hubby would not even think about trying it, he thinks putting Vaseline on severely chapped lips is 'soft'

Looking goooood, Ballerina

Hey Wow Ballerina !! Do you also go by the name Julia Bradbury? Think I've just found your secret Sue