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@Manderley - will be available to help in the kitchen, before my quizmaster duties, you sure will need help with all those turkeys, and now geese, not to mention kilted sausages (!) and possibly pork scratchings, if I read @PennyForthem s intentions right ... What about some of your fig salami as a canape Penny???

He's also very big in the pork scratchings world.

This Guy gets more promising by the moment Penny!
We've just gotta have him there as Entertainer or as Guest of Honour !

With every post I read on this thread I feel I'm falling deeper and deeper into a parallel universe! So many witty (and naughty! )members, ( oops! maybe not the best term to use with you lot!) love it!!

[Betsysgr8]

If anyone don't mind someone a crazy woman in the kitchen, some help would be nice

I am super organized, the kind to chopped all that kind be chopped 2 days before, cook what I can cook and freeze if needed. Who said control freak ?:shock:

Spookily there seems to be a lot of people on veg duty, if it's being done the day before I'd like to help please so that I can half-inch the peelings for the horses christmas day feeds

@Manderley I love to chop veg, so along with @Silverdarling just direct us on what and how you want it chopped and we'll get that going before I start on the potato peeling.
@AnnieD if the horses want some potato peelings and bits of veg scraps from the veg chopping, I'll be happy to provide since I'll be chopping and peeling well before christmas eve just to keep ahead of the time zones!

I can't decide whether to put a sixpence in the Xmas pud.... don't want one of you suing me when you break a tooth!!!! But it will have LOTS of brandy

I do a seriously tasty strawberry, chocolate and ginger trifle if anyone is interested? It has plenty of sherry in it.

That sounds gorgeous x

[carorees]

Is anyone doing Christmas Cake??? I could have a go, but I warn you, my icing skills are non-existent!

@angie090465 start preparing that playlist... it's going to be fab!

Yeahhhhh thank you so much Penny!

Playlist being written down as we speak

Any special request please send!

Hiya Ms DJ! @angie090465
I' m waiting excitedly to see the Killers play on X Factor so can i have a Killers track please on Crimbo Day...to get me thru cleaning all those greasy pans ...
Would love to hear Bones and/ or Mr Brightside thanks..

Ohhh and could i have She's A Raiinbow by the Stones, a longtime fave of mine :0)

Hi Candice!
thanks for that requests ok so thats the opening song to get the party to a flying start!!
1)The killers, a bit of a medley to get bodies on dance floor lol
2) Rolling Stones, She's a rainbow

keep them coming!!

Is anyone doing Christmas Cake??? I could have a go, but I warn you, my icing skills are non-existent!

Go on then, @carorees

After your red wine, cocktails, more wine (hic) nobody will care about the icing.

And @Domane yes, stick sixpences in - what' Christmas without a broken tooth or two?

And carols? We need a choirmaster/mistress with a list of carols/songs for when the music falls silent (or for when I have pulled the plug on it )

games, silverdarling... you were my number one!
Wildmissus, just go for it. We could move to a different place for each course, to make it interesting (I'll leave that one with you...)

@PennyForthem
I' m sure @Sassy1is in a choir..maybe she'd take charge of carols and getting some good singers together..if we have any? I sound like a strangled cat ..

A parallel universe - well put, @Callyanna.

Just spending time in the forum sometimes makes me feel that I'm through the looking glass, where things are curiouser and curiouser.

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small.

Oh, my.

[wildmissus]

Wildmissus, how did that *number one* duty escape me. As well as place names, you are in charge of penny spending.

@PennyForthem I'm a bit 'peed' off as I suggested the job needed doing, I didn't offer to do it. I'll be the 'butt' of everyone's jokes now. Only teasing, I'm sure a 'wee' dram will help.

By the way, I certainly live in the right place for kilted saugages - we prefer our's jumbo to wee willie winkies.

A parallel universe - well put, @Callyanna.

Just spending time in the forum sometimes makes me feel that I'm through the looking glass, where things are curiouser and curiouser.

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small.

Oh, my.

Exactly @wendyjane!

As the Cheshire Cat so rightly says 'We're all mad here'.

Well - that's that one gone down the pan

obviously PFT didn't realise you were already 'engaged' elsewhere @wildmissus

although with all that booze purchased and mentioned on the Temptations thread, you might soon need a Throne of Your Own!