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I'm here too. Waiting for the traffic to disappear before I dare drive the car home. We need a storyteller to send everyone to sleep. Any volunteers?

[Debs]

Fairy, horror, fantasy? WHat's your pick?! Once upon a time.......

I don't blame you for hiding from the traffic, I bet it is mad isn't it? As in insane Mind you there may be some mad - angry drivers too!

Bedtime story, so certainly a fairytale........
The drivers are quite rude here. You are not forgiven for being in the wrong lane!

[Debs]

Mmmmm, poor you.
Once upon a time there was a depressed and bored accountant who hated her job..... Asleep yet??!

......and when she got home at night there was no wine in the fridge so she............

[Debs]

Panicked and reached for the gin , knowing that it would only make her more depressed. She poured herself a generous slug and......

And ?????

[Debs]

You go next then!!!

The generous slug said....".you are a pretty little thing. "...........the generous slug was a creep who needed some new chat up lines...............the beautiful, bored accountant called her friend in Tasmania and said..................

Ballerina s

[Debs]

My generous slug suggested I called you and see if you could send me two cases of your fabulous sauvignon blanc and pinot noir. I'm desperate and, now you mention it, dateless too.....

The beautiful bored, and now slightly tipsy accountant said............dateless...eh? ......well if you are of the stoned date variety I'm not surprised.............

Ballerina x

[Debs]

...but as you know, I never inhale she said, and reached for her glass, realising that she had poured herlsef a rose accidentally, half pinot, half sav blanc. Oops she thought, that's another company I'm doing the accounts for going to the dogs.......

"But never mind, a day at the race track betting my hard earned dollars on fast moving canines might be just what I need"...........thought the now drunk, gambling addicted, still beautiful, but slightly dishevelled account ..................

Ballerina x

[Debs]

Was losign te aniltiy to ype properly and slid off te sofa onto the floor ad fell over the stuffed Tasmanian Tige rrug, putting out her hand to steady herslef she grabbed the china chamberpot on the sideboard and......

And duly plonked it on her head, looked in the mirror and then said..................."mirror........hic..........mirror...........hic, ...................on t' wall................who' wears the daftest hats of all?...............hic."..................you my dear, she heard it call................but in this state, you won't get to the ball............

Ballerina x