Commander Ballerina here troops,
As an eve of battle, or should that be party, speech I just want to say that I expect you all to do your duty, play clean and don't feel you have to finish everything on your plates. You will need to have eyes on the back of your heads if you are to avoid contact with enemy forces. Cocktail sausages can be fiendish little devils and will appear before your very eyes when you least expect them. Mini quiches can be very tempting but deadly so beware and keep a special eye out for the party pizzas, nasty little things, they sneak up behind you and then you can never shake the blighters off again, you will be condemned to a life of saying, " does my bum look big in these party pizzas?" I tell you now, the answer will be a big fat 'YES'! You have been warned.
Commander@pennyforthemwill be in charge of the cheese tent, @fatdog will be looking after the low carb/veggies @Silverdarling is overseeing the sparkly party frocks and dancing shoes as well as the Christmas quiz! goodness she's a busy girl, @rawkaren has already been sent ahead to get the cocktails ready for the advance party and of course @Julieathome will be in her shed working overtime on her 'special' orders. Julie I know you said you would do the nibbles but your 'special' talents are needed elsewhere
Whilst our Commander in Chief, the venerable J-R is on under cover duties, or should that be under duvet duties? I shall be taking a very hard line so get those frocks and shoes on, slap on some slap and get yourselves over to the party tent for the fun and frolics! oh and make mine a big one please Karen! cheers everyone! hope you all have a great time,
Ballerina x
Oh, this is good fun

and @Maryanndon't worry about a thing, just enjoy yourself here with us xx