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Behave yourself!

Ballerina x

Shes quite shameless you know! Not at all like us. We really must take her in hand and teach her our modest ways!

TML life would be really boring if you behaved yourself on here

[carorees]

Behave yourself!

Ballerina x

Shes quite shameless you know! Not at all like us. We really must take her in hand and teach her our modest ways!

ROTFL!!!

Behave yourself!

Ballerina x

Shes quite shameless you know! Not at all like us. We really must take her in hand and teach her our modest ways!

Yeah, right. Beware of your nose getting bigger!!!

TML life would be really boring if you behaved yourself on here

I'm not sure if I KNOW how to behave, to be honest.

I'm sure Ballerina will be along shortly to give you some instructions on modest behaviour. She is the expert.

Awaiting in anticipation!
Kind regards,
The Misbehaviour Lady (yet another abbreviation for TML)

Miss Behaving here!

You called?

Oh, its you lot, hee hee!

I've never done anything outrageous in my life, I've thought about it but never actually done it and if you believe that then you will believe anything

Love you lot to bits, Ballerina x

I've never done anything outrageous in my life,

Yeah, me neither! And since there's nobody on here who knows me, I will stand by my statement because nobody will contradict me.

Love you too babes!

If I tell you the most outrageous thing I have done you must all promise never to tell another soul? O.K?

Right, here goes........I was feeling rather mischievous one evening and I said, quite seductively, to hubs, "would you like me to behave like a lady of the night?" ............I have to say that he did look rather shocked but after a nanosecond he clearly warmed to the idea........"em, O.K. that might be rather nice"......he said in the way that only English men can........so I replied .........."that will be 50 quid then ducks" ........you've never seen a more disappointed face in your life since Margaret Thatcher was booted out of No 10.

Night night my lovlies xx

Ballerina x

You're naughty!!!

OK, the most mischievous thing I ever done, I think was this one:
There was a teenage party in my old neighbourhood and the noise was driving the old people mad (I was rather enjoying it) and one of them called the police. After he called them and before they arrived he went on his balcony and started yelling "I called the police, that will teach you" so I went out too to see what will happen.
The kids got scared, turned off the music and the lights and went really quiet but he was still outside. A few minutes later, the cops arrived and when they asked who called them and why I said "because this gentleman was yelling and he woke up the entire neighbourhood". He was speechless, they gave him a good telling off, they left and the party went on...

A new theme for a new thread perhaps?

If you guys start it, I promise to follow! I'm sure that all the naughty stuff will come back to me as soon as I start writing...

Sexy Doctor Update.
He came while I was there and while he was talking to us (don't ask how many we were, let's just say that my friend's dad became more popular with the girls than he was) someone from the "bed next door" complained to him about his bed (there was something wrong with it and he couldn't put his feet up like he wanted to). The sexy doctor said that he can't do something for it but he'll try to find someone to fix it but it was practically weekend (Friday evening) and it wouldn't be easy.
To cut the long story short, I used a spare shelf from the closet and some hanzaplast and I fixed it and then they called him again to show it and he told me "wow I'm speechless!"...
...wow, I'm so sad you're married!!!